I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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