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FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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