she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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