If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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