I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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