Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he fucked my hip out of place.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
