I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Let's get the cat blown out
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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