why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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