im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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