I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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