Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you still have your period?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Can you bring me the toilet please
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
