Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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