Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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