can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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