I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
