I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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