i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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