you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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