Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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