im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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