He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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