It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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