Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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