Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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