Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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