Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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