he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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