And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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