So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you didnt know i had herpes?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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