Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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