its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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