We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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