we have officially lost it.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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