I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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