I'm gonna have a badass scar
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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