she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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