How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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