Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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