i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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