a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
is wine microwaveable?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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