Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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