what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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