i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
