honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
