He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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