Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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