It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
And then he peed in my hair
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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