girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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