hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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