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It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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